I had a great idea while lounging around the house all day. I decided I wanted to write a post that compared the pros and cons of living with two specific boys. One of them is known as my boyfriend, while the other has been deemed the backup boyfriend (ie- he’s obliged to hang out with me when the real boyfriend abandons me). Presently, they both posses a multitude of positive features. As you can see below, I’ve depicted them both appropriately as Ninja Kitties based on their personalities. My boyfriend would look handsome riding a llama, while the backup boyfriend would likely float well in space.
Boyfriend VS. Backup Boyfriend
PRO- Willingly (and valiantly I might add) CON– Won’t go anywhere near my laundry does my laundry and folds it
PRO– Gives me money to do laundry PRO- Gives me money to do laundry
CON– Sometimes listens to Barry Manilow PRO– Has never been caught listening to Barry Manilow
PRO– Fills up the freezer with deer meat CON– Eats a share of MY deer meat.
PRO- Can’t say no to my beauty CON- Has never called me beautiful
CON– Leaves stinky fish in the freezer. PRO- Doesn’t know it yet, but will be joining me on a crusade to get the stinky fish out of the freezer